whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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