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Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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