i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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