just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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