Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
