There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
