I hate all girls vehemently.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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