How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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