scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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