Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
