guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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