she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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