Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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