I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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