Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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