No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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