Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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