nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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