do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Liz is crying about burritos again.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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