Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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