she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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