Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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