I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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