He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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