she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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