Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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