It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
