Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
two words...techno handjob
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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