Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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