we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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