Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
