I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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