I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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