We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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