Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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