i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
