i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i out mim tonsoeep
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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