id be glad to
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
is it fun? or sober?
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