i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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