She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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