Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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