i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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