You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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