I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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