You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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