But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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