yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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