is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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