he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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