ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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