butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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