..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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