it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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