Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
