Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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